Saturday 28 December 2013

Rabbiting on: Study and debate on talking to bunnies

Don't know how we managed to miss this article from BBC News, but it's well worth a read.
To quote from the report:
  • Rabbits have various ways of making people aware of how they feel
  • When stroked along the jaw line they grind their teeth, a sign that they are contented
  • A rabbit that runs towards its owner when it sees them is another indicator of a pet that associates its owner with positive interactions
  • Honking and binking (sic) means they are excited
  • But one that lunges at its owner with ears back and grunting is not happy bunny 
Another way bunnies have of expressing themselves is the tail shake. Dijon is an avid tail-shaker, especially when he is being ushered back into the living room from the hall. An exaggerated shake of the tail is what we receive, a sure sign that we are seriously out of favour!

It will be interesting to see where the research leads and what conclusions it draws.

Friday 27 December 2013

Christmas Present

OK, so Christmas was two days ago, so we're a little late in posting anything... Mabel and Dijon had a lovely time; Mabel had a few tasty pieces of carpet pile and Dijon ate a strip of a metal case from a mince pie. For Christmas they received some dried Dandelion leaves that they can't get enough of.

We also received a couple of lovely bunny-related gifts all the way from Switzerland. First, there was a handmade tree decoration in the shape of a rabbit. It's about 5 inches tall, and looks lovely when surrounded by the other tree decorations:

There were two larger cream-coloured versions of this, that are about 10 inches tall:

We're not sure where to put them, so for now they are resting majestically on the back of an armchair. They wouldn't be safe on the floor - Mabel and Dijon would take too much of in interest in them...

Tuesday 17 December 2013

Pipecleaner Bunny

Just toying with a couple of pipecleaners in an attempt to fashion a bunny, and here's what was was produced (not too dissimilar from Dijon...)




Of course, if new pipecleaners had been used the bunny would have look a lot neater, but old is all we had lying around.

Sunday 15 December 2013

Chinny chin chin

Mabel's been hard at work this morning, shredding a box from the inside out...
Shredding, from the inside out

Chin up!

Thursday 5 December 2013

A Few Photos

Here are a few photos of the bunnies taken yesterday. Despite being a little chilly, they still insisted on going outside... They assume that because it's warm inside (central heating) and it's sunny outside (winter sun) then it must be warm outside.

Bunny Love -- Allogrooming

Dijon the Fluff Ball

Powder Puff Tail

Noses

Foraging in Flower Pots

Nibbles in a Tough

Tuesday 3 December 2013

Tinsel town

Dijon has just paid some very unhealthy attention to a piece of tinsel this evening - not that we've put up decorations yet, merely searched out some pieces for two nativity costumes. He was reaching up for it as though it were the tastiest treat, and snuffling the floor for any dropped pieces.

We will have to keep our decorations VERY well fenced off this year!

Saturday 30 November 2013

Plastered

Whilst having a tidy up of the computer earlier today, I stumbled upon this scan of picture of Mabel and Dijon as created in February this year.

Quite an imaginative use of plasters for the ears, I think, and drawn in a way that only a 4 year old can achieve.

Friday 29 November 2013

Lupin: How it all Began

How did it come about that we started to keep house rabbits? Well, it all began fifteen years ago to the day...

It was a cold, damp, drizzly Sunday afternoon, when we spotted the most beautiful looking lop-eared bunny. I’d promised my wife I would buy her rabbit, and that day was just the right day to do it. So, one rabbit, a hutch, and all the required rabbit paraphernalia were purchased – coming to a grand total of £18.81 (an amount neither of us has ever forgotten.)

During the drive home, names were discussed, and we came up with ‘Lupin’, and the name stuck.

My understanding at the time was that rabbits lived outdoors in a hutch, but it was such a cold afternoon, and the rabbit had been living inside an enclosure in a garden centre, that it struck me quite heartless to put the poor creature outside. So, I suggested that we keep he indoors until the weather was less inclement.

She never did go outside to live.

The first night she hutch resided on the landing outside our bedroom.

The second night it was in the kitchen.

Thereafter it was in the living room.

It was a bit of a secret, and we didn’t let many people know that we were mad enough to keep a rabbit as an in door pet. Thankfully, times have changed and as a society were are a little more enlightened.

What struck me about keeping a rabbit was just how sociable they were. Whatever we did, Lupin wanted to be involved. When I was ironing, she jumped on top of her hutch to be as close as possible to the ironing bored, and she sat there, calmly watching the iron move back and forth. When we played the piano, she jumped from the roof of her hutch on the piano keyboard.

She was an adorable rabbit, who unfortunately was only with us for eight months before she succumbed to pneumonia. But the happiness she brought, and the lessons she taught us about keeping a house rabbit, have never left us.

For some snippets of Lupin in action, view the Run Rabbit Run in the Videos section.


Thursday 28 November 2013

Box Set

There are plenty of large boxes for the bunnies to play in dotted around the the living room. they are quite happy to hop inside to rip them up, burrow, and scrabble, though we have to listen carefully to ensure they haven't broken through to the carpet.

It came as quite a surprise today when rearranging the boxes and checking them over to see if they needed replacing, to discover that one of the bunnies had managed to steal a few of our CDs from their shelf and drag them into a box. It was very much like a nest of CDs.

And their taste in music...? Surprisingly diverse: The Smiths, Eddie Cochran, and Alisha's Attic were amongst the discs we rescued.

Sunday 24 November 2013

Doctor What?

Despite the abundance of popcorn, it's clear that the bunnies are not enamoured by Doctor Who.

We were watching the 50th anniversary episode last night, the whole family sitting around the television, but  Mabel & Dijon stayed well away from us all, not at all tempted to come over and try to steal any of our snacks.

Yet, as soon as it was over, and the children had gone to bed, over they hopped as they usually do of an evening, Dijon demanding a stroke, Mabel just investigating.

Friday 22 November 2013

A Hutch is Not Enough

Too many pet rabbits are kept in inadequate conditions -- cages that are too small, left out in unsheltered housing, fed a poor diet.

The RWAF has a campaign,  A Hutch is Not Enough, that aims to educate owners and potential owners of how to properly provide and care for their rabbits. Here is the video that accompanies a song written especially for the campaign:


The words to the song are:

I'm alone and you can't see me 
Once a day you throw me food
Forgotten here, there is no freedom
I'm invisible to you...

I came from family, now I'm lonely 
A garden ghost, I'll hide away 
This tiny hutch, I'm one and only 
I long for space a friend to play
 
Behind the wire, a world of sorrow 
Your prisoner, in silence waits 
Yesterday, today, tomorrow 
My quiet life will ebb away...
 
Because a hutch is not enough 
Time ran out and then the love 
Interest waned and the novelty wore off 
Because a hutch is not enough 

Oh a hutch is not enough 
I may not cry but I need love 
A little grass and a friend to cheer me up 
Because a hutch, is not enough...
 
I'm alone and you can't see me 
Once a day you throw me food 
Forgotten here, there is no freedom 
I'm invisible to you...

When I hurt I cannot tell you 
When I need I have no choice 
Think of me and be my hero 
You are mine, you are my voice

Behind the wire, a world of sorrow 
Your prisoner, in silence waits 
Yesterday, today, tomorrow 
My quiet life will ebb away...

Because a hutch is not enough 
Time ran out and then the love 
nterest waned and the novelty wore off 
Because a hutch is not enough 

Oh a hutch is not enough 
I may not cry but I need love 
A little grass and a friend to cheer me up 
Because a hutch, is not enough...

© Maria Daines/Paul Killington

Wednesday 20 November 2013

Spooked

Don't know what just gave the bunnies the heebie-geebies, but they've just rocketed around the living room in panic, darting all over the place, knocking their boxes left, right and centre, and upsetting their water bowl.

When I tried to sooth Mabel, she was so tense she was solid.

We did check for foxes and cats outside, but the garden was empty. We've closed the curtains on the patio doors, and that seems to have calmed them a little. They're currently licking the dining table's legs...

Monday 18 November 2013

In Disgrace (Again)

Yes, yet again, the bunnies are in disgrace. Well, one bunny... Mabel.

We were only out of the room for thirty seconds, but that was all it took for her to make another sizable hole in the carpet. This time was different on two counts. First it wasn't a hole at the side next to the skirting; no, this was a nice big hole right in front of the piano. There's no disguising it. The best we have been able to do is cover the affected region with a square of Vet Bed which neither of the terrible two like.

Second, Mabel ate the pile. Not content with ripping it out, she had to make a meal of it. When we returned to the living room, there she was standing in front of the damage, munching happily to herself. Needless to say, she was immediately sent straight back to the cage, where she remained in disgrace (but only until lunch time.)

We are still waiting for an apology.

Thursday 7 November 2013

Protest Song

The bunnies have been unimpressed at the offerings from our garden recently. There are few tasty green bits to be found now that Winter is coming, and with the darker evenings it's even harder to find anything.  I'm sure the neighbours watch and wonder if we're mad, going out in the dark and sometimes rain to pick dandelion leaves... let's face it, they already think we're crazy having rabbits indoors.

Last week I had to apologise for the noisy piano playing (piano is against party wall)... Mabel again. She plays something which sounds like the soundtrack to a horror movie. For such a nervous creature, I cannot understand why she enjoys it so much. She has never batted an eyelid at the thunderous noise she makes as she lands on the piano. She's so sensitive about other things, but seems to enjoy landing on the piano, then hopping up and down the keyboard at her leisure. One of our previous bunnies, Charlie, once leapt onto the piano when he was still a springy little baby. It gave him such a scare that he just sat there and we could literally see him trembling with fright!  He was terrified and had to be rescued. Never went there again!

Dijon just watches - it doesn't particularly bother him, he just sits with a look on his face like "oh no, not again"! It's about the only place he doesn't follow Mabel.

Friday 18 October 2013

Very Hot Cross Buns

Today was annual bunny vaccination day. As usual, Mabel showed the brains - she spotted the carrier being prepared early this morning, even though it was done discreetly, and she was obviously preparing for a chase. However, first we had a trip to the doctor with our daughter, so the bunnies were sent back to their cage, and when we returned from the surgery Mabel was scooped quickly from cage into carrier. Despite her brief struggle and thumping, Dijon still just ambled stupidly into the carrier to be with her!!

Weight, teeth, claws, vaccinations - everything fine, thank goodness. £70 for the two vaccininations - we had to remind ourselves that previously we would have been paying for 2 separate vaccines, twice a year.

They are now busily washing the stink of that HORRIBLE vet from their fur, and giving us the evil eye.

Tuesday 24 September 2013

Metacam to the Rescue


Mabel was unwell yesterday evening. It was very sudden - at lunchtime she was making us laugh by racing so fast around the room, and mid-afternoon, when she was called back to her cage so the living room could be vacuumed, she was happy to eat some treats.

However, at teatime, she was flopped out on her side, showed no interest in her greens, instead hopping into her tray and stretching out on her side. She was panting, and obviously very uncomfortable.

Male servant was sent out on bike to buy Infacol from Tesco, and a dose was given, along with a gentle tummy massage, as we suspected gas. Dijon went crazy over the sweet smell, and seemed to be trying siphon Infacol from her mouth, he was pestering her so much, licking her lips! No change in Mabel though, just lots of changing position to get comfortable.

By the evening she was puffed up, eyes closed, with some grinding from pain. We gave her some Metacam, in the hope that if the pain went she would relax enough for her gut to start moving (again, Dijon was desperate to have some - most bunnies love Metacam).

Within a few minutes, she suddenly went to her cage looking for food. We gave her the tea we'd saved (Dijon still managed to steal quite a bit), then she wanted some Burgess. After that she was back to normal, exploring and having cuddles.

We were wary that the Metacam had simply masked the problem, but today she is fine.

It would be useful to know what triggers these sudden bouts of illness - probably a combination of a heavy moult and consuming too much cardboard/sofa/carpet/paper... had slowed down her gut.

Wednesday 4 September 2013

A Break from the Buns

We were on holiday last week, and the bunnies had a couple of well-trusted bunny-sitters come to look after them.

Thankfully, Mabel & Dijon were impeccably behaved, and did exactly as they were told - returning to their cage when called, demanding and accepting strokes, and not causing any damage.

Upon our return, it was clear that they were happy to see us again, especially Mabel who, although not any more pettable than before, was a little more sociable and keen to make presence known.

Of course, it took all of three days fro them to forget that we had ever been away... trying to burrow into the arm chair, incessant attempts at pulling out the pile on the carpet, leaping up on us in an attempt to reach 'Cable Corner'.

Oh yes, they are back

Bun, Sea, and Sand

If you could, would you bring your bunnies on holiday with you? Or would being able to bring them allow you to have a holiday?

We find that we won't take a holiday if the is nobody to look after Mabel & Dijon. Whoever it is has to commit to coming over twice a day at set times in the morning and evening, and staying for a couple of hours each time so that the routine is as close to normal as possible. We don't stressed rabbits whilst we're away.

Wouldn't it be so much easier if you could just bring your bunnies with you, and stay in a place that welcomes and caters for them?  A place that is well bunny-proofed, but with plenty of bunny toys (refreshed for each new bunny visit)...

We certainly think it's a great idea, so why are there no bunny-friendly holidays. There are plenty of places that welcome dogs, but nothing for rabbits.

Wednesday 14 August 2013

Bright Spark

We're delighted to report that Dijon's spark has returned. This morning he is acting more like his usual self. Skipping, head shaking, sniffing around as if he means it rather than just going through the actions.

So, the trip to the vet seems to have done the trick.

Tuesday 13 August 2013

Under the Weather

For the past few days Dijon hasn't been himself. It's difficult to pinpoint, but he seems a little subdued.

He comes when called, is eating, grooming (himself and Mabel) and doing all the normal Dijon things; yet there's a spark missing. We can see it in his eyes. He just wants non-human cuddles all the time...

So he's booked in to see the vet later this afternoon just in case there is something wrong.

Well, he has returned from a very brief visit to the vet, and Dijon has a clean bill of health. The vet could find absolutely nothing wrong with him at all. It's just a matter of monitoring him to make sure there's no sudden change for the worse...

Maybe he's just fed up with the weather?

Mabel didn't miss him at all whilst he was away. She slept through it all, but is showing more interest in him now that he's back again!

Friday 2 August 2013

Flash Bang

Mabel and Dijon aren't afraid of thunder, it seems. We've had a bit of a storm this morning, and the two of them were quite content to stand outside in the rain, not at all perturbed by the spectacular streaks of forked lightning nor by the menacing rumble and crash of the thunder. Even the rain didn't seem to upset them until it started sheeting down.

I wonder if they pick up from us that there is nothing to be afraid of?

Kick Boxing

Mabel has caught on that we have caught on to her antics.

As you may know, she is resolute in her determinate to gain access to Cable Corner, the area of the room that is most densely populated with cables. You may also know that she has learned the route there is via the back of the sofa.

However, humans sit on the sofa and make it difficult for her to accomplish her mission. Nevertheless, she has learned that to get past the humans, all she need do is, in rapid succession, jump onto the cushion, then a human shoulder, then to the back of the sofa. She has mastered this very well; humans cannot thwart a rabbit in mid-leap - they are just too fast and scary.

What Mable didn't bank on is humans learning to read her. We have learned the almost imperceptible signs that give away her intentions. So, just as she is about to leap, all we need to do is stick a foot out. She's quick enough not to end up being kicked.

There's a process of tit-for-tat going on, and she has recognised when a foot is about to thwart her, and now she has taken to stopping dead in her tracks and boxing our feet. Now, a rabbit boxing isn't much different from a kangaroo boxing; it's just on a smaller scale, but no less perturbing.

I have a terrible feeling that Mabel is going to come out on top, and she IS going to reach the heaven that is Cable Corner. And on the way, humans, sofa, and anything else that blocks her passage is going to suffer.

Sunday 28 July 2013

Mabel on a Mission

It's a bit cooler here now - it was around 32C last week. Dijon doesn't enjoy the heat - he's such a muscular bloke of a bun, but Mabel doesn't seem to mind. She's very slight in build, and we think she feels the cold in winter, so has been happy with the sunshine.

She's always appeared to be such a good, quiet, timid little thing... until recently. In the evening, the buns are allowed into 'our' side of the living room. My husband sits on the sofa, and I sit on the armchair... yes, the buns have driven a wedge between us, as Dijon demands his cuddles at the side of the armchair. Not so long ago, Mabel discovered the sofa, and then she discovered that, if she hopped across my husband and onto that arm, she could reach the telephone table.

So now she is on a mission. Every evening, she develops a crazed look in her eyes, and sits by the sofa on her haunches, ready for take-off. Just when she looks ready to leap, she usually races off, doing a couple of laps of the living room, complete with mad binkies, then skids to a halt by the sofa, on her hind legs, front paws dangling.

Then thump and leap, a bit like a paso doble, she springs vertically, lands on the cushion, and usually sets about scrabbling husband's arm and side to move him. He tickles her, she springs down, and the whole process starts again!

Meanwhile, Dijon sits looking either confused or scared!

Friday 26 July 2013

Review: Russel Rabbit Complete Muesli

Mabel and Dijon, as you know, have been a little too hot recently, but at last they have managed to review the Supreme Russel Rabbit Food Complete Muesli (£1.99 from monsterpetsupplies.co.uk).

They decided the best way to undertake this task was take equal amounts of Russel Rabbit and their regular treats, put them on the floor, and see which they preferred. Whichever they ate first would be the preferred food. So we took one of each type of treat from Russel Rabbit and the generic muesli, and let the bunnies go for it.

Mabel caught whiff of the smell of the food as it was being laid out, and was eager to get going, yet it was Dijon who reached the food first, and he instantly started munching on his regular treats. When Mabel hopped over, she took a quick look at what Dijon was eating before turning to Russel Rabbit which she seemed to very much enjoy. Once his pile had been consumed, Dijon joined in with Mabel.


Mable on a Mission

28/07/2013
 
It's a bit cooler here now - it was around 32C last week. Dijon doesn't enjoy the heat - he's such a muscular bloke of a bun, but Mabel doesn't seem to mind. She's very slight in build, and we think she feels the cold in winter, so has been happy with the sunshine.

She's always appeared to be such a good, quiet, timid little thing... until recently. In the evening, the buns are allowed into 'our' side of the living room. My husband sits on the sofa, and I sit on the armchair... yes, the buns have driven a wedge between us, as Dijon demands his cuddles at the side of the armchair. Not so long ago, Mabel discovered the sofa, and then she discovered that, if she hopped across my husband and onto that arm, she could reach the telephone table.

So now she is on a mission. Every evening, she develops a crazed look in her eyes, and sits by the sofa on her haunches, ready for take-off. Just when she looks ready to leap, she usually races off, doing a couple of laps of the living room, complete with mad binkies, then skids to a halt by the sofa, on her hind legs, front paws dangling.

Then thump and leap, a bit like a paso doble, she springs vertically, lands on the cushion, and usually sets about scrabbling husband's arm and side to move him. He tickles her, she springs down, and the whole process starts again!

Meanwhile, Dijon sits looking either confused or scared!


 
Mabel and Dijon, as you know, have been a little too hot recently, but at last they have managed to review the Supreme Russel Rabbit Food Complete Muesli (£1.99 from monsterpetsupplies.co.uk).

They decided the best way to undertake this task was take equal amounts of Russel Rabbit and their regular treats, put them on the floor, and see which they preferred. Whichever they ate first would be the preferred food. So we took one of each type of treat from Russel Rabbit and the generic muesli, and let the bunnies go for it.

Mabel caught whiff of the smell of the food as it was being laid out, and was eager to get going, yet it was Dijon who reached the food first, and he instantly started munching on his regular treats. When Mabel hopped over, she took a quick look at what Dijon was eating before turning to Russel Rabbit which she seemed to very much enjoy. Once his pile had been consumed, Dijon joined in with Mabel.


Dijon says: I’ll eat anything, including things I shouldn’t. I rate it 3/5. 
Mabel says: my old treats smelled old and stale in comparison to the offering from Russel Rabbit. In particular, the orange coloured pieces were very tasty. The browner the pieces, the less tasty they were, but I did like it all. I’ll give it a rating of 5/5.
Owners’ comments: As Dijon says, he doesn’t care what he eats; he is a relentless easting machine. Mabel is a much pickier eater, so for her to eat every sample piece of muesli is a good sign. At £1.99 for 850g it is good value. We rate it as 4/5.
Supreme Russel Rabbit Food Complete Muesli is available from Monster Pet Supplies for as little as £1.99

Remember, rabbits’ main food source should be long grass/hay. This type of food should be given sparingly and only as a treat. Try sprinkling a pinch or two around their living area to encourage the natural instinct to forage.

Wednesday 24 July 2013

Hot (Cross) Bun

The recent hot weather has really taken its toll on poor Dijon. He has spent much of the past fortnight flopped out, or hiding beneath the skirt of the armchair. He just can't cope with the heat, unlike Mabel. He hasn't even been able to muster the energy to chase her when she deliberately races past his nose. Nor has he been up to review

Both the bunnies have been insistent that the patio door remain open all day, but neither has ventured out until dusk when the sun doesn't shine in the back garden.

Fortunately, they have very much taken to their new water bowl, and they continue to drink regularly from it, meaning it has to be topped up at least twice a day.

Now the heat has abated, Mabel and Dijon's mischief glands are being reactivated, and they are gradually becoming more mischievous again. So the time is ripe to engage them with their second review which will be coming very shortly.

Wobbly Tripod

OK, which of you two bunnies has eaten two of the feet on my tripod? And WHEN did you eat them?

I am at a total loss as to where, when, and how this wanton feasting occurred as the tripod has been in its case, locked away in the study, for several months. I rarely use it, and certainly not where the bunnies roam.

How I wish I had just one item that hadn't succumb to the bunnies hunger...

Sunday 7 July 2013

Review: Burgess Food Bowl

A few weeks ago, Monster Pet Supplies sent Mabel & Dijon a few goodies to review. Now that they have calmed down after their Great Escape, they have had some time to sink their teeth into a new project and take a look at the contents of the box...

The bunnies have chosen to review the food bowl first. Now, you might think that a food bowl is much the same as any other food bowl, but according to Mabel and Dijon you would be mistaken; they much prefer the new bowl over their older water bowl. They've given it a big 'buns-up', as you will see from this video:




Dijon's Rating: 5/5 
The bowl came in a very tasty box, and was wrapped in equally tasty plastic bubble wrap, which was sadly confiscated before I'd finished eating the first bubble! As for the bowl itself, it is just right: not too thick or thin (our old one is too thin), and is the perfect size - about 4.5 inches wide and 2 inches tall.

Highly recommended. 

Mabel's Rating: 5/5
I love this bowl! It's a good weight - easy enough for me to push with my nose and pull with my teeth, but too heavy to toss around. It holds just the right amount of water for us to drink when we're on the loose during the day. I much prefer it over the old bowl. Everything tastes so much better from it.

I highly recommend this bowl for rabbits, so buy one without further procrastination!

(The box it came in was tasty, but the bubble wrap was annoying.) 

Human Rating: 5/5 
Mabel and Dijon took an instant liking to the bowl. Although you don't see it in the video, Dijon was captivated by it from the moment he entered the box, but it was too heavy for him to pull out. Mabel is usually suspicious of new items, but she was smitten by the bowl immediately. 

It is a very good quality bowl. It's easy to clean, and holds just the tight amount of water for the bunnies to drink in a day. 

Given that the bunnies like it so much, we highly recommend this food bowl.

You may have noticed some other goodies in the box - Russel Rabbit Complete Muesli and Supreme Bedding Twist Nest. Mabel and Dijon will be reviewing these very shortly.

Please note that although Monster Pet Supplies sent these items free of charge, Mabel & Dijon (and humans) will be honest in their reviews.

Saturday 29 June 2013

Guilty!

Well, it just goes to show. Criminologists are correct in asserting that the guilty party will revisit the scene, yet protest his (or in this case, her) innocence.

It has become increasingly clear who was responsible for the break out and wanton destruction of the living room...

To our surprise, it wasn't Dijon. He is far too dim. Being a boy, he would normally be governed by his testicles, but since they were completely removed he has had neither brains nor balls to guide him.

Mabel, however, has brains. She also has strength, persistence, and insight.

Since the Great Escape, Mabel has shown a persistent tendency to pull at the bars of the barrier we have in place around the living room. If we return it to its original location, she'll tug it again, moving it quite some distance.

This week she has shown great insight. It is clear she can form quite a complex 3D map of the living room, and can figure out alternative routes to her destination, despite never having travelled these paths before.

The area of mass destruction was by the telephone table which is between a wall and the sofa. Unable to gain access to the cables thanks to the barrier, Mabel has worked out that it is possible to gain access by leaping onto the back of the sofa, hopping along to the arm, then clambering from the arm onto the telephone table. Cable heaven lies just a couple of hops aways from there.

She is determined to get there; even my presence on the sofa doesn't stop her attempts. If I'm in the way, she just hops onto my shoulder, across my chest, and from there to the arm of the sofa.

Nothing stops her.

I smell trouble ahead.

Saturday 8 June 2013

The Sound of One Hand Tapping

I'm writing this one-handed. It's a  real-time blog this morning...

No, I've not been injured by the bad bunnies! My left hand is currently giving them both a  deep, tooth-grind-inducing stroke.

It's not often Mabel wants a stoke, but this morning, after Dijon made it quite clear that my need for breakfast came a poor second to his need for a cuddle, Mabel ambled over and joined in. Dijon is very must in your face, though, and tries to take a stroke from me at the same time as nestling into her, but she just kept repositioning herself into my hand.

And she's having the longest cuddle she's had for a long time.

I have just dared to type with both hands as the bunnies needed a scratch, and my foot was scrabbled to order me to resume stroking,

They are curious creatures these rabbits that live indoors with us.

Little vandals

3:30 this afternoon, the internet stops working. I think nothing of it as the wireless connection on the main PC is flaky at times. I should have known better.

At 4 o'clock I came downstairs, only to discover a trails of destruction in the living room. Mabel & Dijon had escaped...

I am too upset to write much about it, but I'd estimate that about £200 of damage has been done (that's damage we have discovered so far). Here's what was immediately visible:
  • Two camera bags ripped
  • Power supply to router in two pieces
  • Telephone cable in pieces
  • Router-phone socket cable destroyed
  • Sewing machine power cable severely eaten
The camera bags can be replaces (about £40).

The telephone will need replacing as it took a special cable to power it. As it was the master phone the other two DECTs will no longer work. They will need replacing (£40 again).

Router power supply will probably cost about £10 to replace, or I'll have to buy a new router (at around £20 for a basic one).

The sewing machine power supply is another matter altogether. The machine is only a week old; a replacement pedal costs £69 which is third of what the machine cost! And search as I might, there don't seem to be any generic ones for this particular model of sewing machine.
Ouh

To say we are upset is an understatement.

Tuesday 4 June 2013

Lego of my Leg

Mabel is a naughty bunny. A very naughty bunny indeed. And it all began with Lego.

A large tub of Lego found is way into the living room, and has happily set up home right in the middle of the floor. The bunnies were happy with this arrangement. Unfortunately, in an attempt to make the living room look tidier, somebody moved the tub, placing it so that it abutted a vintage, hand crafted piano stool and the sofa.

Mabel and Dijon, being very observant creatures, spotted this rearrangement, and it immediately attracted their attention. Dijon immediately set about trying to burrow between the tub and the sofa, but stopped as soon as I moved the box. Alas, moving the box a second time caught Mabel's attention. Now, Mabel, is far too sensible to waste her teeth on upholstery; she prefers to tuck into something more solid, and - you've guessed it - she had a jolly good gnaw on the piano stool.

No longer does it have four proud varnished legs. Instead, it has three varnished legs, and a stripped-to-the-core fourth one.

It may be possible to disguise the damage with a few new layers of varnish, but I imaging Mabel will only see this as a challenge. Frankly, I will lose the battle; a piano stool with just three legs is no use at all.

I'll leave

Sunday 2 June 2013

Wedding Feast

A wedding - and everyone's over-eaten, including the buns...

Today our family has attended a wedding - a Sikh wedding. Sikh weddings begin early, so we had to leave the house before 7am in order to be at the Hounslow Gurdwara by 9am.

Mabel and Dijon have freedom of the dining room for most of the day - they are only in their cage overnight, and if we're out for any length of time during the day, so were not going to take kindly to being shut in for a whole day. Therefore, we called in The Bunnysitters - my parents, who were happy to give them breakfast at normal time then to sit for 3 hours whilst Mabel and Dijon did there usual - chew a bit of cardboard box, then sit where they choose (ie. not in their cage).

I had warned The Bunnysitters that lately we've been having difficulty tempting them back to their cage at night time. However, when we arrived home later this afternoon, we were informed that Dijon was a good boy and went straight back, and Mabel had been willing to follow a trail of treats to the cage.

We use SMALL pinches of muesli-based bunny food as a going-back treat. Unfortunately, The Bunnysitters informed me, there had been a little accident with the treats tin, kept on top of the cage, and the bunnies had thought Christmas had come early when "a few pinches" had fallen into the cage.

Well, I've never before seen Dijon healthy yet not interested in food. There were still plenty of treats left on the floor of the cage, quite visible even to human eye, neither bun showed much interest in their grass/herb forage at tea time, and not even a whisker moved when they were offered their pellets!

It seems we've all over-eaten today... de-tox diet tomorrow, for everyone/bun!

Wednesday 22 May 2013

Stop! Thief!

Yesterday evening, I ate a satsuma and mistakenly left the peel, which had been removed in one piece, on a plate on the arm of the chair.

I completely forgot about it, until Dijon casually hopped onto the armchair, snatched the peel from the plate, and jumped down again to eat it. As I approached, he skipped away, peels still dangling from his mouth. He managed to run a full lap of the dining room, leaving a trail of pith and pips in his wake, then attempted to hide in a box before I caught caught.

It's not the first time he's been attracted to citrus fruit; a dew months ago he managed to consume almost half of a clementine before we realised why he was mesmerised in one place

Sunday 12 May 2013

Yawn

A video recorded last November capturing a yawn each from Dijon and Mabel:

Sunday 28 April 2013

Watt a Fool


We've been watching The Great British Sewing Bee on BBC2. A couple of months ago, before the series began, we won an eBay auction for an electric sewing machine; not a fancy one, but good enough for most sewing tasks. Well, inspired by the Sewing Bee, we decided to convert some outgrown children's dresses into skirts. And all was well until we noticed the extension cable was looking somewhat naked.

We scratched our heads as to how this could have happened, and then it became clear... Last week, the extension cable had been used close to the bunnies. We hadn't been foolish enough to let it snake across the floor, so it had been suspended between the serving hatch and a dining chair, well out of reach of the eager teeth. Or so we believed.

Who the culprit was is unknown, but whoever is responsible has a very lucky escape indeed, for they only munched into the earth wire. Let this be a warning - rabbit's teeth are quick! It takes just a blink of an eye for them to sever cables. And the more dangerous the cable, the better...


Thursday 18 April 2013

Snail Fail

Do rabbits eat snails? Yes, they do - well, paper ones anyway.
Our 4yr old daughter made a lovely snail, drawn on both sides of the paper and cut out really neatly... she showed us, showed her big brothers, and then decided to show the bunnies. Mabel glanced from a distance, but apparently Dijon couldn't quite see it properly, and needed a closer look... we soon heard lots of crying... Dijon had eaten the poor snail's head!

Nothing could console our daughter, but hopefully she's learned a valuable lesson... bunnies must appreciate art from a distance.

Thursday 11 April 2013

Well, Hello Tailor!

A couple of months ago we won an auction for an electric sewing machine. It's nothing special, but it does the job of mending curtains that have succumb to rabbits' teeth...

The machine does not yet have a permanent home, so it tends to sit wherever there is space on the floor.

Well, Mabel has spied the curious contraption, and she has become quite besotted with it. Each evening, she'll hop over to where it stands and greet it. She will remain in front of it, staring, for a minute or two. Real, intense staring. And she doesn't like anything to obscure her view. If anything is in the way, she will do all she can to peer around or over it.

I suppose the sewing machine must have a smell that attracts her, and a shape to match. Whatever it is she finds appealing, every evening she has to hop over to give it a bunny greeting.

Wednesday 10 April 2013

Get (un)stuffed

I've been busy finding all the video I shot of the bunnies over the last couple of years, and today I edited footage of Mabel burrowing into a cushion.

The cushion, six months on,  is still going strong, although over the last couple of days Mabel has started at it again. It must be the spring weather setting her off.

I hope to have more videos and some photos posted over the next few days.

Monday 8 April 2013

Manners!

I decided to record the bunnies at breakfast yesterday. They have poor manners and eat very noisily...

Sunday 7 April 2013

Holey Moley!

Oh dear. The spring-like weather has set Dijon off. He’s not in the mood for love, but in the mood for destruction; he’s being a very naughty boy today! And Mabel is also displaying some undesirable behaviour, too.

Let’s start with Mabel. She is determined to gnaw her way into the innards of our one remaining armchair. She has managed to find her way beneath the skirt – so she cannot be seen – and now she is scrapping at the upholstered parts doing her level best to make inroads to the interior. Shooing her away results in an angry flicking of her back feet and a defiant return to the chair moments later.

Dijon has aided her a little, but he is more intent on ripping the cover to shreds. Now, originally this was a three piece suite that was bought to furnish out home when we moved in 15 years ago, so it has (had) lasted well.

One armchair succumbed to Neroli, our previous Dutch houserabbit, who succeeded in tearing in to it unbeknownst to us. Ideally, we would like a few more years use out of the remaining chair and sofa as we are reluctant to splash out on a new one when there are destructive bunnies on the loose.

Anyway, Dijon has been making the most of he teeth by gnawing sizeable chunks from the outer cover. And he simply refuses to be shooed away; he doggedly remains attached, determined to finish the job of embellishing the cover with a fine selection random holes. Not only that, but he is adamant that the decorative piping around the cushion and backrest would look better if it were removed, an improvement that he had made a start on.

They weren’t like this when the weather was cold.

Saturday 6 April 2013

Update

As some of you may have noticed, bunnymad.co.uk has changed. It has received a little facelift, and all older pages have been archived. The reason for the latter is that we just don’t have enough time on our hands to maintain so many sections. Children, jobs, and other commitments (not to mention rabbits) demand too much of our time for us to be able to keep up to date.

So, from now on only the blog will be updated.

And here is the first update of spring...

Mabel and Dijon are now very settled in their ways, and they are quite happy with the arrangement in the living room: in the morning, the Easipet pen is arranged to allow them access only to the dining area of the living room. Straight after their breakfast they are allowed out, and out they stay until it’s time for school (at weekends they stay out).  IN the late afternoon and evening they are given access to the entire living room.

At meal times they have become terrible beggars, and it’s not unusual for them to stand on their hind legs, stretching as far up to the table as possible, demanding something from our plated. They look like a couple of performing poodles the way they tiptoe on their back feet. It’s highly undignified behaviour for bunnies.

Over the cold winter they have learned that radiator give of a pleasant heat, and they love to sit as close as possible. This does keep them out of mischief, but does mean they are in a permanent moult which has caused the filter on the vacuum cleaner to block more than once.  Two rings of black, brown and white fur are a common site on our carpet.

They have also learned to sleep in sunbeams that shine through the patio doors. In the morning they shine onto the radiator, and at midday/early afternoon onto the piano, so Mabel and Dijon will move around accordingly.

If they spot one of us out in the back garden, then the moment we come back inside, the two of them run to the living room door awaiting a treat. If we forget to bring a freshly picked apple twig, strawberry leaves, or a few blades of grass/oats, they do grow a little cross.

It’s hard to believe they’ve been with us for 20 months. They have caused relatively little destruction in that time. Only my slippers and remote controls have really suffered - Dijon has a taste for leather and rubber.

Monday 18 February 2013

Book

Today I received an email from Waterstones, announcing the shortlist for their Children's Book Prize. I was close to deleting it when I noticed a book listed called 'Rabbityness' by Jo Empson... of course I couldn't resist looking to see what it was... couldn't find a 'look inside' on any retail site, but found this on a blog...

http://picturebooksinelt.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/a-certain-kind-of-rabbityness.html

This blog contains descriptions and images of many pages showing that it's a beautiful book with a deep message about loss and grief... but in particular, a message with which many of us bunny people are familiar: losing a bunny leaves a horribly empty grey hole, a stark contrast to the happiness and fullness their lives brought us, but then we begin to discover the gifts they left behind - the beautiful memories and special qualities they shared with us, as they tried to teach us the value of 'rabbityness'.

I challenge anyone who's lost a bunny to read the blog (or the book!) and keep a dry eye.

Sunday 17 February 2013

Woolly for you

I'm not sure whether it was a lapse in concentration or a lack of respect for the destructive ability of the bunny, but my husband left a long piece of wool on the carpet. Dijon noticed and was picking it up then putting it down, the way they do when nesting. He probably wouldn't have given it much more attention, but I thought I'd better move it to safety, and that's when he decided he really REALLY wanted it. That wool belonged to him.

It started with a tug-of-war, with me not daring to pull too hard in case I damaged his teeth, but then Mabel joined in and it became more of a fight. They were like 2 puppets on a string. There was aggressive tugging, tossing of heads, each trying to win it from one another and from me, then Dijon managed to run off with it, and the wool very much lost! Interesting how they can vary their bite from holding wool to severing wool to chewing wool.

Needless to say it had to be recovered quickly before more was consumed.

Saturday 16 February 2013

What Goes Up...

This evening the living room door was left ajar and Dijon was quick to open it and hop out into the hallway, clickety-clickety on the laminate floor with his slightly-in-need-of-a-trim claws. He was very pleased with himself, and showed us with a very expressive tail that he didn't intend to return to the living room before he'd finished exploring, so we left him for a while as we were in the kitchen. However, very soon the clickety-clickety changed to b-lump b-lump b-lump... Dijon was going up the stairs, and with 3 children asleep up there, this had to be stopped!

Poor Dijon was too scared to come down the stairs, and could only go further up. He had to be rescued and carried back to the living room, where Mabel had been enjoying a few moments of peace, without her man around!

Unfortunately I doubt he'll remember how scary those stairs were, next time the living room door is left open. His bunny desire for exploring new territory will overcome the memory.